Thursday, December 15, 2011

Part 3: Do The Right Thing

I was given instructions to fill out this application and pretend I'm the next of kin to a deceased man who was killed with his family in a plane crash. I also learn that Mr. Musa is a religious man. His email below; it's long. If you skip to mine below, it does a lot of the recapping.

EMAIL  #5: HIM
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From: MUSA
To: me
Subject: Fill this application form and send to the bank
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Dear Linda,
Greeting to you and your family, thanks for your understanding and acceptance in this transaction , actually, you should not worry about the success of this transaction because I am banker, I have sturdy this transaction before contacting you for your assistant, I promise you that every arrangement on how this fund will transfer to your account have taking place, what I need from you is your assistant in championing this transaction with me. I promise you that with your co-operation over this transaction this fund will transfer to your account before 14 bank working days from the day you submit your application form to the bank as to real beneficiary of this fund, what I want you to do is to follow my instructions and my guidance everything about this transaction will work the way I planed it.
I also promise to give you what ever details required by the bank authorities about the deceased customer and the fund in this bank, just always follow my instructions, I assure you 100% success in this transaction, Actually, i will like to let you know that I believe in ALLAH and I also give trust to somebody when ever the person ask me to trust him, I am giving you every of my trust in this transaction, I have taking my decision to trust you in this transaction after reading your mail this morning.
There is no time to waste any more,  Bellow is the contact of the bank and the application letter that you will fill and send to the bank with your account information where this money will be transfer to, you have to send the application through bank email address and get me informed immediately you have sent it, this is important because they application form is not coming directly to my department rather to the foreign remittance department Bank Of Africa, you have to get me informed so that i will be behind schedule to monitor your application and make sure it received the necessary attention.
 Also, I must let you know that immediately this fund is transfer to your account over there I will put resignation letter in my bank to enable me come over there for my own shear of the money, I will also like to base over there with my family and invest my own shear of the money over there, so what I need from you is to follow my instructions, I continue to promise you that this fund will be transfer to your account before 14 working banking days from the day you submit your application form to the bank as the real next of kin to our decease costumer.
You have to fill this application and send to the bank as the real next of kin to the deceased costumer, through the bank email address, Email: b_o_adgbf@instruction.com  I promise you that I will use my power in the bank to make sure your application form receive urgent attention in the bank and make sure that your application is approve without any delay from the bank, as far as you follow my instructions and my guide line. This application will serve as a formal introduction of your person to the bank as the next of kin, I will make sure that this application is granted approval, all you have to do is to obey my instructions and success will be yours very soon.
You have to keep this transaction secret between you and me, Please don't let any body to know what you are doing, please to avoid people monitoring this transaction, for you don't know who is your enemy over there kindly keep everything about this transaction secret.
I wish that this transaction will establish an everlasting relationship between your family and mine. I will be waiting for your call immediately you read this mail I want you to call me so that I will explain to you in details on how to fill this application or if you know how to fill it do it immediately and send it in the bank Email address. This is my phone number +226 78 79 12 17.
Hoping that you are in good health.
Have a great day
Mr.Dalami Musa
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Bellow is the application that you will fill and send to the bank
Immediately and get back to me.
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NO 770 AVE. DU PRESIDENT ABOUBACAR SANGOULE LAMIZANA,
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.
E-mail:b_o_adgbf@instruction.com
ATTN: MR.PHILLIPE NADAUDE
THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
FORIEGN REMITTANCE DIVISION
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA).
APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER OF USD$6.200.000 (SIX MILLION TWO HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS FROM ACCOUNT NUMBER:  BOA$42-62-45-875.
I AM……………………………….FROM…………………………….PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT I WISH TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF USD$6.200.000 (SIX MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS FROM ACCOUNT NUMBER BOA$42-62-45-875 TO A NEW ACCOUNT AS DETAILED BELOW:
BANK NAME....................................................
BANK ADDRESS:.............................................
ACCOUNT NUMBER:........................................
SWIFT CODE..................................................
BANK PHONE NUMBER...................................
BANK FAX NUMBER........................................
BENEFICIARY..................................................
OCCUPATION..................................................
AGE................................................................
MY PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER:.......................
THIS IS THE MONEY LEFT BEHIND IN YOUR BANK BY ENGINEER JEFFREY
MIRANDA, WHO DIED ON JULY 31ST 2003 ON PLANE CRASH WITH HIS ENTIRE
FAMILY. HE WAS A GERMAN NATIONALITY, BUT RESIDED IN OUAGADOUGOU
BURKINA FASO AND OWNED:MIRANDA’S CONSTRUCTION COMPANY SARL STE IMPORT AND EXPORT. HE WAS MY UNCLE, I'M THE NAMED NEXT OF KIN, I WISH AS THE APPARENT TO CLAIM AND INSTRUCT THAT THE ABOVE MENTIONED AMOUNT BE TRANSFERRED INTO MY NOMINATED ACCOUNT BIT BY BIT LIKE 20% ON EACH
TRANSFER AS SHOWN ABOVE. PLEASE, ACCEPT THIS LATE OF APPLICATION AS IT
WAS DUE TO FAMILY LOGISTIC PROBLEMS CONSEQUENT UPON HIS FUNERAL
RIGHTS.

I HOPE YOU WILL EXPEDITE ACTION.
THANKS.
YOUR NAME....................................
FROM....................................
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EMAIL  #6: ME
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From: Linda Pennington
To: MUSA
Subject: RE: Fill this application form and send to the bank
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My Dear Mr. Musa,

You’re coming to live here? How exciting! Please keep me posted about this. As I mentioned before, I live in a bungalow. My daughter who’s currently the life coach at White Castle lives with me as well. I’d love to have you and your family over for dinner to celebrate this immediate transfer of funds.

Now in your last email you mentioned you believe in Allah. Well I think that’s just fine. I don’t have any Muslim friends so I’m glad to meet ya! ;-) I myself believe in the Jesus Christ. I hope that doesn’t hurt our ability to work together. I think both Jesus and Allah would be pretty tickled of us moving these funds from this deceased gentleman and splitting it between ourselves. Give unto others, as they say!

Mr. Musa, I’m glad you maintain that you’re a banker. That is reassuring. Between me being the treasurer of the CCPDG (Cottage Collectibles Porcelain Dolls Group) and your banking skills, I think we’re a match made in heaven, so to speak. You should read The Secret, I’m telling you, I prayed for you and now I’m following your instructions to make this incredible transaction. I’m beside myself.

I’ve read the plan a few times and I do have a couple questions before I submit. Please be reassured in my guarantee to facilitate this transaction—these are just a quick couple questions so I know we’re doing the right thing:

1.     What if they ask me for proof of being related to Jeffrey Miranda? I don’t have any paperwork to support this if they ask. Do you think they will? I know how to use Photoshop.
2.     What are 14 banking business days; do they include Sundays or Tuesdays? I just want to make sure I can calculate the days correctly as to when I’ll be receiving this.
3.     Finally, I just want to confirm that I will be receiving 60% of this US$6.2 million dollars, of which my heart contains the utmost excitement.
I await your email response with prepared responsiveness.
Finally, I am a little concerned that we’re taking money from this engineer who died eight years ago in a plane crash with his entire family. That is just horrible. :-( I made that sad face with punctuation to indicate how I feel about the matter. Are you sure it’s okay to be doing this? I trust you because you’re a devout and religious family man. Whatever you tell me about this, I will assemble my feelings and coordinate them in an effort to direct my actions in guaranteed coordination with regards to coordinating the vestibule.
Looking forward to your reply. Thanks for taking the time to answer my questions. Once I receive your response, I will be able to walk again and send over my account information immediately so we can confirm this transaction of US$6.2 million dollars without any delay.
Sometimes there's weeping,
Linda
"Kittens are just friends with fur!" -The Family Circus 
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